Window shopper

A lady walks into a very upscale jewelry shop. She browses around,

Spots at beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.



Bending over to get a closer look, she accidentally releases gas.





Extremely embarrassed, she freezes for a few moments and then slowly

Straightens up and turns around to see whether anyone has noticed

her

Little accident.

Her worst fears are confirmed in the form of a

Salesman standing right behind her.





Cool as a cucumber, the salesman greets the lady with a very

Professional, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'





Hoping against hope that he may just not have been there at the time

Of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of
this

Lovely bracelet?'





He
answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to

Shit when I tell you the price.'

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