Maria is a devoted wife: She gets married and has
after the last child is born, her husband dies.....
A few weeks later she remarried and over the following years has
22 children with her second husband..............
After the last
born her second husband also dies
Within a month Maria is engaged to be married for the third
Unfortunately, she becomes very ill and dies.
At her funeral, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in
coffin, he looks up to heaven and says "At last they are finally
A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do
mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?"
The priest replied "I meant her legs"