Hide and Freeze
Two men arrived at Pearly Gates.
"How did you die?" the first one asked.
"Hypothermia," said the second. "How did you die?"
"You will never believe this," the first man said. "I was sure my wife was cheating on me so i came home early from work one day to catch he in the act. I searched the house but couldn't find anyone. I was so shocked; i had a heart attack and died."
"Idiot," the second man said. "If you checked the deep freeze, we'd both be alive!"