Sherlock Holmes' Secretary...
Sherlock Holmes was the greatest detective ever from the popular Scotland yard. There are books about him and so many jokes about how good a detective he was. And my favourite and by far the funniest of Sherlock Holmes jokes I have ever heard is about his Secretary.
And so it goes that Sherlock Holmes came to work one day and found Rose, his secretary, standing by his desk arranging some files.
"Good morning Rose," started Holmes.
"Morning Detective. How are you this morning?"
"Am great. How was your night?"
"It was good. Yours?"
"Mine was superb.... I see you are wearing no panties today...," continued Holmes.
Rose froze! Shocked and amazed, she stood for a long while with her mouth agape. She knew Holmes was a good detective but she could not understand how he knew that! When she finally found her voice, she asked Holmes...
"How in the world did you know that?"
Holmes smiled and said, "Well Rose, you have dandruff on your shoes!"