The difference between women and dogs
The difference between dogs and women
1. Dogs don't cry
2. Dogs love it when your friends come over
3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
4. Dogs think you sing great
5. A dogs time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink
6. Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late
7. The later you are the more excited dogs are to see you
8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
9. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
10. Dogs understand that passing gas is funny
11. Anyone can get a good looking dog
12. If a dog is gorgeous other dogs don't hate it
13. Dogs don't shop
14. Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor
15. A dogs disposition stays the same all month long
16. Dogs never need to examine the relationship
17. A dogs parents never come to visit
18. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
19. When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it
20. Dogs like beer
21. Dogs don't hate their bodies
22. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
23. Dogs never expect gifts
24. It is legal to keep a dog chained up at your house
25. Dogs don't worry about germs
26. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever had
27. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to your wallet, desk or your pant pockets
28. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives
29. Dogs don't borrow your shirts
30. Dogs never want foot rubs
31. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
32. Dogs find you amusing when your drunk
33. Dogs can't talk
34. Dogs aren't catty
35. Dogs seldom outlive you !
Its up to you to decide which one you want to own!!!!
