One of the software designers of OS X dies
One of the software designers of OS X dies and finds himself standing in front of a committee charged with deciding his fate for eternity.
What are my choices asks the nerd. Heaven or hell, is the committees response. The engineer had heard about heaven and thought the place sounded much too boring. After all, he had worked at Apple. He asked the committee for a chance to take a site visit to hell before making his final decision. The committee granted the request, and a second later the engineer found himself being greeted by Lucifer at the gates of hell.
Come this way, said the devil, and Ill show you where you will spend eternity if you choose us. The engineer was led to a room. Inside, a fantastic party was in high swing. There was music, plenty of booze, and everyone was dancing around a pool of beautiful, cool water. His mind was made up. The designer promptly informed the committee that he had chosen to spend eternity with the devil.
If that is your decision, said the committee chairman, so be it. In the blink of an eye, the deceased OS X designer was again standing in front of Satan. Im here for eternity, the soul declared. Lucifer again led the man to the same room he had seen before. This time, the scene was different. Inside was fire, brimstone, and an ocean of tormented souls writhing in agony.
Wait a minute! shouted the astonished engineer. I was just here. Wheres the party, the music, the cool water?
Oh yeah, I remember you, said the devil. You saw the demo.
