Mother in Law
A man, his wife , and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here in the HOLY LAND for $150".
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead, I just can't take that chance."