A deaf woman and a deaf man
A deaf woman and a deaf man get married. On the wedding night the women gets into bed, the man shuts of the lights and jumps into bed.
The women jumps out of bed, turns on the light and signs to the man " what if you want to have sex with me?"
The man signs back "I'll squeeze you boob once."
"But what if you don't want to have sex with me?" she signs back
To which he replies "well I'll just squeeze your breast twice."
"Ok" she signs back. Then she turns off the lights and jumps back into bed. A minute later she jumps out of bed turns on the light and sings to her husband "what if I want to have sex with you?"
"Well then just reach down and squeeze my penis once he signs back
"Ok, but what if I don't want to have sex with you?" she signs
He replies, "Well then just reach down and squeeze my penis 100 times."