A psrrot and a magician
A parrot and magician were on a cruise ship. During the magician's acts, the parrot would continue to swear. One day, the boat blew up, and by coincidence, the magician and parrot landed on the same piece of debris to float on.
The parrot kept swearing, and the magician would continually respond with, "SHUT UP".
Finally the parrot asks, "hows you hole, hows you hole". The magician, again, responds with, "shut up".
The parrot seems surprised at this and says, "mine too!!! Must be the salt water."