In Chigaco Illions a woman's husband worked until late at night. She wanted to get a watch dog so she went to the pet shop. At the pet shop she asked the clerk for a recomended watch dog."I know just what you need", said the clerck "I will be right back" The clerk returned holding a dinky yippy dog. "But that's not a watch dog" protested the woman. "It is as good as any. If not better. It knows Karate". "Yeah right" replies the woman."Then let me demonstrate" says the clerk."Karate the sign!" The next thing you saw was a sale sign in tiny shreads."Karate the chair" bellowed the clerk. Wooden splinters went flying through the air and the woman was convinced. "All right I will take it" She returns home to show her husdand her new watch dog. "That's no watch dog" says the husband."Yes it is. It know Karate"
"Karate my ass!"