Blondes
Blondes
Artery: The study of paintings
Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria
Barium: What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowels: A letter like A, E, I, O or U
Cesarean Section: A district in Rome
Catscan: Searching for kitty
Cauterize: Make eye contact with her
Colic: A sheep dog
Coma: A punctuation mark
Congenital: Friendly
D & C: Where Washington is
Dilate: To live long
Enema: Not a friend
GI series: Soldier ball game
Grippe: Suitcase
Hangnail: Coat hook
Labor pain: Getting hurt at work
Morbid: Higher offer
Nitrate: Cheaper than a day rate
Outpatient: Person who has fainted
Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis
Prostate: Flat on your back
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery
Seizure: Roman Emperor
Tablet: A small table
Terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport
Tumor: More than one
Urine: Opposite of you're out
Varicose: Near by
Vein: Conceited
