25 Random Things ...
Whoever came up with this idea should rot in a hell-hole somewhere. And now that I got tagged, I have to say 25 Random things about me. This is hard but let me try. Am supposed to leave the rules there too.But that does not mean I'll obey them. Here goes ...
Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.
1. I believe in God. And more importantly, he believes in me.
2. I love Jesus very much and he loves me very much too. And that doesnt make either of us Gay.
3. I believe in romance and love and the magical feeling they come with.
4. I also believe in the bad feeling after a heartbreak. Yes, that one that makes you feel like Osama stuck a bomb in your behind and pepper in your mouth then took off.
5. I loooove movies. My current favourite is Inglorius Bastards. My all time favourite is Forrest Gumpp. But I cant stand the mexican movies that run for like six months with the same recycled characters with a rebranded love story. Yes, those ones which most women particularly like.
6. My favourite colors are the 24 shades of gray. And that doesn't mean undertaker is my brother.
7. I dont own a single pullover. And thats not a cry for help.
8. I have always had four sheets in my bed instead of two.
9. I hear all types of music but I only LISTEN to rock.
10. My first love now has three children and is a member of a funny religious sect.
11. My second love is now a rastafarian.
12. I dont drink. I was born naturally drank and see no need to extend my madness by drinking.
13. I am a little too frank/honest. Always gets me in trouble with women. In that case dont ask me whether you look fat. Or if the dress looks cheap.If it is, I'll tell u.
14. My greatest fear is failure.
15. Am very expressive emotionally.
16. I look for simplicity in women. And style. Definately style has to be there. No compromise.
17. Fake-*** classy women piss me off BEYOND WORDS!
18. I love teaching. Thats not to mean I love kids. Am a guy first, then a teacher second. Am not a teacher by profession though. Am in I.T. Wiping computers is part of I.T. isnt it?
19. I believe there is an age up to which birthdays should excite you. I further believe that age is eleven.
20. I cant believe am writing this note simply because maureen tagged me. Maureen, am gonna kill yah!
21. I am naturally artistic. I want to draw a potrait of a naked person before I die. That person MUST NOT have balls.
22. I hate beans. Not as much as politicians though. Beans only give u gas. Politicians give you shit!
23. I like telling all gals the three magic words after a dinner/lunch date. PAY THE BILL!
24. I am single. Have been for a while. Loving it.
25. I believe in Satan's existence. And more importantly, he believes in my ability to kick his ass.