Scottish nuns in America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrrived at the US by boat when one said to the other,
"I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"odd," her companion replied,
"but if we shall live in America we might as well do as the americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior pointed to a hotdog stand and they both walked towards it.
"Two dogs please," said one. The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and wrapped them both in foil.
Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and begun to unwrap. The mother Suoperior was first to open hers then stared at it for a moment leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"