These two sexes ... Hmmm...
Someone asked me how women ended up in the kitchen while men are ever obsessed with football. Now am sure I will get in trouble for my reasoning on this topic but again, its my opinion. And I'll give it irrespective of the consequences.
Let me start with women and the Kitchen. Well, most women get various kitchen appliances and utensils on their bodies at one time of their lives or the other. There is the pot (complete with side handles for some), real big jugs and sometimes, they get a few bumps under the breast which we call cups. Now if they got pots, jugs and cups, where else would they fit in the house other than the kitchen?
Now ... some women have tyres too. So I don't know why they don't fit in the garage. And some call their tyres love handles. So I guess it makes it very easy for the to handle love as they have its handle. There are also men with pots by the way so I guess those ones can fit perfectly in the kitchen too. Am yet to see men with love handles though ... so i guess that's why most men suck at love. They have no handle for it if you catch my drift.
Now and for men, why do they love football so much? Well, its truly simple there. Of the two sexes, they are the only ones with balls!