What happens in a Bra clinic? Seriously ...
When I was growing up, I was taught that an infant clinic was where 'faulty' children were taken for 'repairs'. By extension, a donkey clinic was where 'faulty' donkeys were taken for 'repairs'. When I was 'faulty' I was taken to a clinic too. Nowadays, we have car clinics for faulty cars. So when I heard there was a bra clinic at woolworths, you will forgive me for assuming that the bra clinic is where faulty bras are taken for repairs.
So what happens in a bra clinic? Really.
Well if you were a doctor at a bra clinic, you would get all sorts of bra problems. At the casualty section of course you would have bras injured through accidents of various natures. Burns, collisions, fights, beatings, crazy-owner-tearing-bra, crazy-partner-tearing bra and many more including self-inflicted injuries. Some of the accidents would of course be caused by overloading!
Then of course you would have all types of weird problems being expressed at the psychology section; like, "Doctor, my bra cant hold its own weight anymore." No kidding! And am sure I wouldnt work in that department either lest some bra comes in and asks, "Do you think am getting old? I agree I do have a few holes here and there but doesnt my owner have holes of her own? I mean, if its ok for her to have a few holes, why not me?"
Then there would be the surgical section. We of course would have alot of problems here. From bras which have refused to part with the owner largely beacuse she wore afew sizes too small to others that have refused to keep the subject matters indoors! I think that is what am hearing them calling uncomfobratable situations.
Community bra workshops would also be held to help bras take good care fo their 'kids'. Bad parents you know dont normally know whether their kids are indoors or outdoors. So do bad bras. They cant tell what is in or what is out. And mostly when they manage to keep some in, its mostly the cleavage while the rest of the 'kids' roam free outside bra territory.
We would also have new medical terms like BOB syndrome (Boobs outside bra syndrome), RNALN syndrome (Right Nipple Above Left Nipple syndrome), ASBS (Adversely squeezed boobs syndrome), and even other humanitarian ones (Boobanitarian in this case) like IDB (Internally Displaced Boobs). The last syndrome is mostly caused by post-erection violence where some parties dont accept they lost the erection. At least not fairly!
So thats what (I think) goes on in a bra clinic. And thus I now hope that all those who didnt know are finally comfobratable with the whole thing!