A mzungu at a kenayn Restaurant
A Mzungu was touring Kenya with his wife and daughter, and he was rather proud for he thought he had mastered the local language, Swahili. They got thirsty and flocked to one of the pubs for a drink, having sat, he ordered drinks in Swahili; a waiter brought the drinks as ordered, but failed to pour them onto the glasses.
Furious the mzungu calls loudly for people to hear that he knows swahili.
He meant to ask the waiter to pour the drinks 4 the wife first, then
the daughter, and finally himself. "
"Waiter, kuja hapa. Tabia gani hii? Tia bibi kwanza, Tia mtoto, halafu
tia mimi nyuma''.