Julius Assange and his Chips Fungas
The name on most people's lips right now is Julius Assange. And no, he is not a Luhyia from Funyula constituency. He is the Australian who has been screwing the US government all week. And for that, he is now in custody. Many may argue its sex-related charges but the only person he assaulted sexually would be big old Uncle Sam.
I however dont want to focus on Uncle Sam for now. I want to focus on the young women who are accusing him of attempted rape and possible sexual assault. One of them we will call Woman A, and who was hosting him in an apartment in Stockholm where Assange was attending some seminar. I have read an investigative article that shows how weird this all is. The woman who is accusing him apparently threw him a party after the sex. Forgive me for saying this but that was one satisfied woman.
That makes me feel like a serious non-perfomer in bed. I have worked so hard at times and I have never even been thrown a bag of peanuts for my efforts. But this guy got a FULL PARTY! Can you imagine going to the club, picking up a chips-funga and working her so good that the next weekend, she throws a party in your honor? You must have been so good that if people were watching, you'd probably get a standing ovation and ENOUGH business cards from ladies. A party? I still cant believe it. How many of you have experienced that? That guy must have taken the lady so high up in the sexual emotion ladder that if he had done more, she would have exploded like that berry on the Ribena advert.
And now she is suing him for sexual assault and possible rape.
Assange also chips-fungad another woman who we will call WOMAN B, in stockholm during the said seminar who is also suing him for similar charges. They met in stickholm and had sex according to her. The two met again in Enkoping and they had sex AGAIN. The next morning, the two went out for breakfast and the woman even BOUGHT HIM THE TICKETS for his return journey to stockholm!
And thats the tale of the two women.
However that doesnt sound like a molested duo to me! They sound like two thoroughly satisfied women who are now taking revenge for being played and/or are also getting paid by some government to make sure Assange goes to jail!
Anyway back to Assange, he is in hot soup now. You dont hit a woman that good and run. She will hunt your ass down and make sure you get locked up. Not to mention you cant fuck the US government and two women at the same time. One of them is bound to get jealous!