Hilarious Spelling suggestions for Kenyan Names
After realizing Microsoft Word underlines most of our names, I decided to try my hand at some Kenyan names. This are the ones I found funniest. Note that I took the funniest word combinations of the given spelling suggestions....
1. Michuki - Michelin
2. Zawadi Mawanda – Hawaai Amanda
3. Najib Balala- Nail Ball
4. Caroline Mutoko - Carol Mistook
5. Kamlesh Patni - Camels Paint
6. Carol Radull - Carol Ragdoll
7. Fareed Khimani - Fired Humane
8. Angela Agwenyi - Angela Agency
9. Uhuru Kenyatta - Hurt keynotes
10. Mwangi Kiunjuri - Mango injury
11. Jua cali - Juan clay
12. Musalia Mudavadi - Muslim Medicaid
13. Jackeline Mbugua - Jacqueline Bogus
Others I found fascinating include...
13. Wekesa - Weakest
14. Wafula - Awful
15. Wanjiku - Manlike
16. Bufwoli - Bowl
17. Otieno - Option
18. Muthoni - Mutton
19. Ngugi - Nugget
20. Njeri - Nerd
21. Akinyi – Skinny / Acidy
22. Tergat – Target/Teargas
23. Pasaris - Pastries
24. Shirandula - Tarantula (The spider!)
25. Congestina - Congestion
26. Garbatuny - Gargantuan
27. Mongare - Mongrel
And my absolute favorite- Daniel arap moi - Daniel a rap mob!
So what does Microsoft think you should be called?
