Hague Express flight PEV-2007 Announcement
Good afternoon Politicians. We would like to inform you that the Hague Express flight PEV2007 will be ready for take off in 24 hours. All politicians will be borading through GATE A - Reality Section.
We request that you observe the following basic rules to ensure your flight is both safe and enjoyable.
1) Kindly have your luggage checked at the security points without posing any problems to security. Any scare tactics, delaying tactics, bribes or excuses found in your luggage will be confiscated.
2) Passengers are not allowed to bring their tribesmen on board as there is no room for demonstrators.
3) All politicians taking the flight will have a mandatory bath to ensure the smell of corruption and impunity is NOT transfered to the plane.
4) Condoms will not be allowed on board the plane since there is no one for you to screw. If anything, its you who will get screwed by the Hague.
5) Any music CDs with the following music tracks will be confiscated and destroyed. Haki Yetu, Solidarity, This is a political scheme to destroy me politically, Money has been poured, Yote yawezekana and Investigations are ongoing. These music tracks are not allowed in Hague.
6) There will be free refreshments and supplies on board the flight. All politicians will get free juice and a free brain pack for personal use. Common sense will also be served as an appetizer.
7) No hotel bookings are necessary and so any hotel booking receipts will be confiscated. There is special accomodation for all politicians in a five star Jail with solid metal bars to ensure you get all the servings of justice you need without disturbance.
Second helpings of Justice will also be available for anyone who drops the soap in the bathroom.
Once again, thank you for flying Hague Express flight PEV2007. Enjoy your flight.