The Crazy Dictionary
Toilet: A room that functions very well when you in your house and vehemently refuses to flush when you are at someone else's house.
Politician: A guy whose head and ass have agreed to perform swapped roles.
Hard drive: They used to be called drives but considering the amount of porn they store, they became HARD.
Marriage: A union between two people who only agree on the fact that they must have been both mad or drunk to think they can live together harmoniously.
Consult: The imaginary meeting between two politicians where they both did not agree.
Show off: A guy who is brighter, stronger or richer than you are.
Sex : A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffiest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a woman in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men in which one stabs the other in the bum.
Herpes: Disease passed on from one lover to another and whose first symptom is called, "I swear I used a condom"
Rectum: Name given to a person whose traits and character are very much like a person you normally call an asshole.
Mother-In-Law: The feminine form of the name Hitler.
Romance: A sweet dream that is normally interrupted by the rising of the sun on the morning after the wedding.
Myth: An honest, bright and hardworking politician
Closet: Home to skeletons and/or Jimmy Gathu.
School Play: A play where all the actors hate their roles.
Penis : A magic tool used to convert virgins and lesbians into useful members of our society