I want to learn how to lie
Problem : hi cn i have been truthful my entire life and want to learn the art of telling lies because i have information that is the only way i can achieve success in politics. kindly advice and referrals would be highly appreciated.
Ndeti
p.s am holding on to my seat tightly for what is coming lol
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Advice: Lying is simple. All you have to do is say one thing and mean the extreme opposite. I however think you have your facts wrong. The graph below clearly outlines the requirements of success for a politician and the quantities required for each.
As you can clearly see, what you need to learn is how to be stupid, then how to be greedy. Not how to lie. Unless of course you are already stupid and greedy meaning you now need course number three.
