Silent Fart
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Posted March 18, 2011 by
in Jokes and One-liners
An old couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon. The wife giggles for a short while and then whispers to the husband, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?"
Her husband whispers back, "Well, for starters, you can put a new battery in your hearing aid."
