Am a girlaholic
Dear Doctor Crazy;
Am a girlaholic.... if its living, human, over 18 n its a she, i want her..beautiful ofcos. i cnt stay with 1 chic, n its ruinin ma lyf. how do i overcome dis
Breeze
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Dear Breeze;
First, let me issue a disclaimer. Using dear in the salutation above does not insinuate anything. Am human, over eighteen but am not a SHE.
Your problem is that you are a girlaholic. First, we dont have a word like girlaholic. The first part of your problem, the one where you want any beautiful girl over 18 years, is pretty rare. Its only present in about 100% of all men so you see, I couldn't possibly express the gravity of your situation.
The second part, where you cant stay with one chick - and which is somehow ruining your life, is very easy to overcome. Go and live in a poultry farm. You can have all the chicks you want there and it wont ruin your life. Or theirs. Unless they are beautiful, over 18 and female.
Yours, Doctor Crazy



