Am a girlaholic

Posted March 25, 2011 by in Ask Dr. Crazy

Dear Doctor Crazy;

Am a girlaholic.... if its living, human, over 18 n its a she, i want her..beautiful ofcos. i cnt stay with 1 chic, n its ruinin ma lyf. how do i overcome dis

Breeze

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Dear Breeze;

First, let me issue a disclaimer. Using dear in the salutation above does not insinuate anything. Am human, over eighteen but am not a SHE.

Your problem is that you are a girlaholic. First, we dont have a word like girlaholic. The first part of your problem, the one where you want any beautiful girl over 18 years, is pretty rare. Its only present in about 100% of all men so you see, I couldn't possibly express the gravity of your situation.

The second part, where you cant stay with one chick - and which is somehow ruining your life, is very easy to overcome. Go and live in a poultry farm. You can have all the chicks you want there and it wont ruin your life. Or theirs. Unless they are beautiful, over 18 and female.

Yours, Doctor Crazy


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