Funny stats and my two pence analysis
Here are a few statistics and facts I collected around the net (and of course added a few goofy comments to spice them up). Am assuming 7 out of every three people who read it will enjoy and 10 of those will share with friends.
A pig's orgasm lasts thirty minutes.
(Three words. Men are Pigs.)
About 20% of hookers have stable boyfriends. Nearly 100% of the boyfriends dont know what these hookers do for a living.
(Hi Honey, I bought you a necklace today. ) *I hope she doesnt spot the GPS locator*
39% of men lie consistently to their spouses
( Am sure 61% of men have scars resulting from grave bodily harm while 39% are happily married.)
If Facebook were a country it would be the third largest country in the world.
( Thank God its not a country. I dont want to live in a country where poking strangers is OK and accepting your parents as a friend is highly discouraged.)
About 47% of women fake orgasms.
( About 100% of men believe their women are NOT in the 47% who get orgasms made in China.)
A man named Charles Osborne had hiccups for 69 years!
85% of women wear the wrong bra size.
(A few sizes too small am sure. I thus imagine 85% of women complain that men dont know how to undo bra hooks?)
The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man.
( Meeeen! Thats just baaaaaaad! )
53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.
(And I think the other 47% never leave the house at all.)
90% of people are not in the top 10%.
95% of statistics are made up.
(The stats on this post are definately in the 5%)
Most people stop believing in Santa Claus when they are 8-years old.
(Most stop believing in politicians when they are about 5 years old.)
In Germany, there is direct correlation between the rate of birth by region and to the amount of storks in that region.
-(And as someone pointed out, does this imply the storks bring the babies?)
Statistics show that 85% of road traffic accidents are caused by speed.
(Am assuming the 15% are caused by parked cars colliding with each other?)
Have a great statistical day. wont you?