The End of the world is here
Everyone wants to go to heaven. Only problem they say is that nobody wants to die. And without death that transition is not likely to take place. And the morbid fear of death and damnation is what false prophets and preachers work with. I said the other day that I would love to be a preacher. This is mostly because preachers are the only people who give you the you-are-going-to-hell speech and you then willingly give them money. And the more vivid the description of your hell journey, the more money you give.
And now some wayward souls have found a new fear to work with. The world ends tomorrow. Or at least that the lie they are hawking around the world. The proponents of that idea supposedly calculated the day from the great flood to now using algorithms that are based on the Goonsteins theory of stupidity. The theory states that if you cannot convince people using facts and intellect, try bullshit. And these people even say that the world will end tomorrow AND the Bible guarantees it.
If you ask me, I'd say somebody has been reading the Bible upside down.
The Bible clearly states that no one knows the day nor the hour. Not even the angels in heaven, yet some moron with a spoonful of a brain thinks he can actually calculate the day. This is the BEST example of the proverb we were taught in school. That an idle mind is the devil's workshop. And the devil have turned their brains into a mini jua cali shop.
Granted, the evils of this world may warrant God to end the world. After all, our generation breaks the rules of the holy book with impunity. Zero remorse I tell you. All manner of things that would shock and amaze you happen in the world.
Just the other day someone observed on twitter that every unimaginable thing happens nowadays and even joked that the next thing you will see would be Jesus tweeting. And immediately someone with the handle @Jesus_m_Christ replied.
Anyway, back to tomorrow.
While God may have all the reasons to punish mankind for the evils of the world, God is not a liar and above all, He is true to his word. When he says no one knows the day nor the hour, that is all I need to know and after all, I got plans for tomorrow. You see its my birthday tomorrow (May 21st ) and I am taking particular offence on the fact that they choose the anniversary of my birth for the lie. Some will be worried sick the world is ending while the rest will be making fun of them and no one will remember to celebrate with me.
So, my dear human beings, it may be soon but it definitely aint tomorrow. But if you believe it is, sell all your earthly possessions except your phone. Then get Okoa Jahazi and use all the credit then sell the phone. And if you are a virgin, time is definately running out. And worst part will be if you die a virgin and still go to hell for your other sins.
Just one thing I know. If there is any minor occurence of anything like an earthquake tomorrow, while totally unrelated, a large number of people will soil their pants and thousands more will get saved.
