Stuff that makes you go, "OH SHIT!"
We all have situations in life that make you go, "Oh Shit!" ... Well, I have made a list of some of them.
1) A guy is waiting for his turn in the loo since you are inside. Then you realize after doing a serious load that the toilet cant flush! And just then, guy outside starts knocking impatiently!
2) You fart coz you are alone in the house and then someone knocks at the door. You rush for the air freshener but alas! The can is empty and the smell is as dense as can be!
3) You go out to a fancy restaurant with your friends and to show your prowess, you order something you have no freaking idea what it is simply coz you saw the word chicken. You then realize there is very little of chicken and alot of disgusting stuff.
4) Your dream girl/guy wants to kiss you and you go on panic mode. You have dreamt of this moment all your life but there is just one problem. You are very sure your mouth is not fresh. And you can still feel the taste of the onions in the burger you had for lunch still lingering in your mouth.
5) For guys, you decide to pee in a bush coz no one is coming on either side of the narrow path. On unleashing your Johnny, the girl of your dreams appears from the other side ... with her mother!
6) For girls, you see some guys staring and since you have a huge crush on one of them, you decide to swing your booty. But as Karma would have it, you trip and fall on that same booty you were swinging and your legs go flying into the air!
7) You go to a hotel and hold mandazi with a serviette. On you first bite, you accidentally bite off a substantial amount of the serviette.
8) You sneeze in public and out comes the product we all love to hate. Its normal to sneeze anyway so you dont panic. You reach into your pocket for a handkerchief and all your senses say PANIC. You dont have a handkerchief.
9) You get into a matatu and cant find your wallet. Finally you remember exactly where it is, which is nowhere near the matatu. And then the makanga starts getting impatient and asking for the money very loudly.
10) You are going for an interview and in the lift, you push some old mzee since he is so clumsy and you in such a hurry. You get to the interview room later on and find him sitted there. And just when you thought he wouldnt recognize you, he says, "So we meet again!"
11) You decide to have a hot afternoon of romance with your better half at your parents house coz they are not around. And with all your excitement, you leave all your clothes in the living room and rush to the bedroom. Just then, you hear someone opening the door. You pray its not your parents and even more that they haven't seen the clothes. After some long silence, you hear your dad asking, "Who left this mess? Clothes scattered everywhere .... Wait a minute! Is that a THONG on my TV?"
Well, what other situations make you go Oh Shit?