What do women want?
I got back online this morning after an extended absence and the first blog post I received a mention on was entitled, " What women want" by @ClanSewe. There is a very simple way for any man to reserve a bed in a mental institution and then treat people to a show of his genitalia as he walks himself there, naked to the bone and not aware of it.
And that is to try and answer that question.
So what do women really want? Well, I don't know and frankly, I don't care. And the most shocking part of this issue is, they don't know either. I know claws are about to be directed at my face but let me say why am sure they don't know.
I'll use this possible a scenario to explain my way of thinking. A woman can tell you that you should NEVER call her and GENUINELY mean that. After you leave and heed her word and not call for a month or so, she will then call you - very angry at you by the way - for not calling her for a whole month. This is something we all know happens. Let me just break it down for you to prove my point.
Phase One: The Firm Decision
When you make a woman really angry, all her emotions are directed at hating you and she genuinely hates you at that moment. She feels like you are the embodiment of the devil himself. And that's when she breaks and mostly breaks stuff. She makes a very firm decision at this point. She is DONE with you FOR EVER! These are the times she tells you to NEVER call her.
Phase Two: Justification
This is the phase Safaricom and other mobile operators like. She calls her friends to tell them what you did and how stupid you are and how firmly she dealt with you. These calls/conversations can go on and on and on. She feels good about the decision she made. She is the queen of the world at this time.
Phase Three: 21 Questions
In this phase, she scores the first own goal by questioning her actions. Was she too hard on you? Should she have brought up the issue of that chips-funga she thought you took home? Should she have attacked your friends and how they 'control' your life? Was leaving you the right decision for her?
Phase Four : Has The Jury Reached a Verdict?
She feels very guilty about some of the stuff she said but she tells herself that you couldn't have taken her seriously. So at this stage, she is ready to forgive you and will tell you so when you call. Notice its WHEN not IF. She is sure you will call after all. You have to call and apologize She thinks it was a good lesson for you and that you will not repeat the same mistake again.
Phase Five : Panic Room
This is the fun stage of all of them. The questions in this stage are more of panic questions than anything else.
Why hasn't he called?
Has he replaced me already?
Maybe he DID think I was serious.
Oh Christ, he may NEVER call.
Oh Shit! What have I done?
But she still has her pride and wont call you. It is still YOUR FAULT that she over-reacted. But she is still hopeful. You will call. She waits patiently for your call (mostly not as patiently) rushing to see whose calling every time the phone rings. This eats her up slowly. Maybe she did make a mistake. Maybe you will actually NEVER call. She reckons you must be one stupid person to take her seriously!
Phase Six: Ring Ring!
She calls. And whatever she says during the phone call, one thing will be said for sure. She will ask why you have been silent. She cannot understand why you haven't called for a whole month! Do you have any idea what she has been going through? And why you couldn't even call to apologize?
But wait, she had said that you should NEVER call her. So there you are asking the question. What do women want? But as you may soon realize, they have no idea either! It changes every time.
This is however not reason for y'all men out there to think she is waiting for your call when she told you not to call. Sometimes she does, sometimes she doesn't. That is the fun part. You NEVER know. And that right there is why the question in your mind will remain, WHAT DO WOMEN WANT!
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