Dear Govt, Get Your Shit Together
To whoever is in charge - If anyone is...
The World English dictionary defines a moron as a person having an intelligence quotient of between 50 and 70, and who is able to work under supervision. The Online Etymology Dictionary defines a moron as an adult with a mental age between 8 and 12. Both miserably fail to describe you. And with VERY good reasons. In your world, am sure a moron is the person who you would describe as a genius. So your level of stupidity is very rare. Almost exclusive to this country.
Considering this, I have to very slowly explain to you where I am going with this.
This past weekend, houses were demolished in Syokimau. I wont assume you know what demolish means. The dictionary says to demolish is to destroy or ruin (a building or other structure), especially on purpose. Someone over there gave the order (or instructions if order is a difficult word to digest here) for houses to be demolished for reasons I dont give a rats ass about right now. And in case you also dont know, a rat is an annoying domestic pest. Sort of like you but way smaller. But even that I dont give a rats ass about either.
What I care about is something called the Law, its sister called humanity and another brother of the same called common courtesy. Oh sorry, big word there. Courtesy. Means good manners. Or polite behavior.
And common courtesy ... (I'll pause so that you can recheck the meaning above coz am sure it did not stick the first time) ... is the itchy feeling you get in the head when you are about to offend someone by being impolite (what I really wanted to say is - behaving like a total dick). Again, let me give you the meaning of a dick. A dick is that dangly organ between your legs which by the way, I hope gets chewed on by dogs before you die.
And the last one is what we call humanity. Humanity is the quality or condition of being human - human here meaning having the attributes of man as opposed to animals. Am sure this sounds like greek considering you are either a fat cat or vulture. Or a cross breed between the two that inherited all negative aspects of both and acquired some from elsewhere in the process of growing up. Or in your case, just growing old because growing up may be a tall order in your case.
Those definitions should now allow you to understand the following section. If you find more big words you cannot understand, buy your own dictionary or befriend Wikipedia. Or even better, go back to school.
Let me ask you this. How can you allow Kenyans to acquire loans to purchase land through searches done from government lands offices, get issued with title deeds for that land from people working in the government land ministry, have their construction plans approved by those responsible from the government planning department, and then have people from this same government name these structures illegal and order their demolition without the common courtesy of a notice or without following the law?
Are we together or do you need more time to digest the above question? May be you need to read it three more times then scroll back here. I know I made the sentence too long for you to understand.
Done? No? Ok, read it one last time.
Done now? No? Well, I dont care. Listen. Unless you have an IQ equal to your shoe-size, what kind of a comedy show is this government running? It makes no sense for the country to be spending billions chasing Al Shabaab to keep Kenyans safe when Kenyans are clearly not safe from their own government. In one weekend, you have ruined more lives than Al Shabaab ever have (or will) and for that I think you need to get your shit together. Ama ukipenda kwa kiswahili, unganisha kinyesi chako!
We did not pass a new constitution so that you can pee all over it. Respect of private property is a very important part of that document and you just peed all over it like a drunkard high on a few cheap shots of Yokozuna. That act of demolition was senseless and inhuman to say the least. And I hope justice will be served for all those Kenyans who spent MILLIONS trying to put up houses only for you to go ahead and demolish them.
The land may be disputed - although I have no idea whether it is or not - but I believe there would have been a more humane way of dealing with the issue. You are a government, not a rag-tag militia without structures and policies of dealing with such issues.
But you had to pee on the people. Well, keep peeing on Kenyans.
You may however be wise to remember that while you may pee on a lame dog for a while always put into consideration the following. Sometimes the dog just wants you to get closer and more relaxed so that it can sink its teeth into your foot and maul you to the ground.
Be careful. Be very careful.
