These Marketing Slogans ...
We all love advertisers and marketers. They make our day trying to make us buy this product or that service or even support that cause. But its time to have fun at their expense.
Tired of black outs? Bring the sunshine in with Nuru Multi-purpose soap whenever KPLC pull the big switch.
I was told ni poa kuchill. Nimechill, nikachill, nikachill, sasa nimefreeze.
If you impregnate a girl, no need to worry. Just say, 'Its My Brother's ball.'
Do you want to be an annoying and average looking girl that comes on TV and disgusts everyone? Then buy Gold touch beauty cream. You will be annoying Mara that that.
Maisha iko poa na trust mfukoni indeed. One packet of Unga (at Ksh 90) is the same as 9 packets of trust. Thats like 27 condoms. If everything else was just as cheap!
I keep on saying NO to drugs but they never listen.
I decided to get the better option. Later I got my proof. They are better at congestion. Better at higher prices and better at slow customer service.
And HIV-AIDS will not be reduing soon. Not with NTV turning on Kenya. We are a horny state.
We should all have an orgy sometime by the way. All kenyans. All 40 million of us. But about 300,000 women will not have partners so HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST.
Najivunia kuwa mkenya ... ati najivunia kuwa mkenya? Wasomali wanang'ang'a kuwa wakenya while back here, Navumilia kuwa Mkenya.
One country one beer. LOL! That has to be one really big beer!
And I think politicians should keep rehearsing the motorola slogan over and over and over to prepare them for hell. The moment they die, they can finally say it. HELLO MOTO!
And finally, I will not buy Doom ever until Louis the pest is dead and I see the body or that resilient pest!
