Am sleeping with my girlfriend's mother
Dear Dr. Crazy
I love my girlfriend so much but with the introduction of her cousin and my Gf mother,all hell is loose. U see the mother proposed to me and we went out upto intimacy.The cousin the same thing.the problem is my girlfriends birthday concides with that of the cousin and she has vowed to tell my Gf of my unfaithfulness with her mother if i dnt slip with her that night. -coz she knws-Wht do I do?
Simple. A four-some. And not because it is every man's fantasy but because you are a sick son-of-a-gun!
Plus, this story smells made-up.
Anyway, assuming its not, someone who sleeps with his girlfriend MOTHER and cousin clearly needs help and I do not think am sick enough to help you. The guys who help with such problems are psychopaths who eat up organs of people like you.
The mother? Unbelievable. You tasted the river and decided to look up the source? What kind of a sick-ass guy are you. Why not finish checking her family tree by exhuming the remains of her ancestors and screwing them too?
And you say the mother proposed to you up to intimacy? Let me guess. She went down on one knee and said something like, "My daughter's boyfriend, would you like to see where she came from? If you like, you can use your weiner as a probe stick and follow the wet path to see where she lived for nine months!"
You deserve beheading by a mini-guillotine.
So I think you should have a four-some. I think your girlfriend might storm out but a threesome is still good enough for the remaining parties. Just go to the supermarket and ask which aisle they sell herpes-flavoured condoms. Y'all three deserve it.