A woman went into a bar and saw a guy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the man if it’s true what they say about men with big feet.
The man grinned and said, “Sure is! Why don’t we go to my house and let me prove it to you!”
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a 1000 note. Blushing, he said, “Well, I’m real flattered, nobody has ever paid me for my services before.
The woman replied, “Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some shoes that fit.”