Truths and Untruths ....
Malaba is a small town located at the border of Kenya and Mexico.
A lion is an animal that enjoys the lion share of the animal Kingdom.
An ATM machine is a machine that either gives you cash or a headache.
Policemen are good people trained to look for and arrest criminals but are instead criminals who look for and arrest good people.
A Vitz is an April fools day joke taken too far. The makers are still laughing.
Was it not for KPLC, most Kenyans would only be seeing candle-lit dinners in movies.
Your wife is actually your ex-girlfriend.
According to most secretaries, a computer is made up of a screen and thingies attached to other thingies.
If you received a Please Call Me from MPESA, does that mean your credit is fucked up!
A pencil is a very good trouser when worn by the right women. Most of the wrong women think they are the right women.