Doctor! Am immoral and I spell like a retard
Dear Doctor;
I have a girlfriend who have introduced me to her cousin and i kind of liked her and my girlfriend is away for a wee bit. And i fil like i wanna do the cousin.what should i do.\
John.
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Dear John;
First, I have to say that I dont know whether people manufacture these problems just to test my patience. And I am starting to also think that bad spelling attracts problems and sick behavior in people otherwise how come every single person who writes to me has spelling that would make their English teacher do a few somersaults to the grave voluntarily than suffer association with such sick murderer's of the Queen's Language.
Anywho, I created this section for such people so lets get to your problem.
You have a girlfriend who have (should be has) introduced you and your bad spelling to her cousin. Clearly she does not like the cousin if she had to introduce her to a guy who has such bad spelling, but then again, she chose YOU as her better half which means her spelling is in the same mediocre zone.
After the introduction, you kind of liked her (just say your dick gave her a standing ovation. We wont judge) ... And because your girlfriend is away for a wee bit, ... (GREAT SNAKES. HE KNOWS HOW TO USE A difficult WORD LIKE WEE CORRECTLY WITHOUT MISPELLING IT) ... for a wee bit (I had to repeat that) and thus your standing ovation needs some appreciation.
Ok, I will ignore the fact that you used the words "do the cousin" like a caveman.
But then you have the balls to ask me what you should do?
Am sorry! The rubber-stamp I used to use to approve Sexual Immorality form 16 FQ-U was eaten by our mad goat. Use your head to make the decision. Whichever head you think is good enough. After all, I think the upper head has just as much gray matter as the lower!
Yours;
Dr. Crazy
