Chain STD

"Doc, I think my son has an STD," a patient told his urologist on the
phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."
"Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get
him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But I've been screwing the maid too, and I've got the same symptoms
he has."
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up," replied the
doctor.
"Well," the man admitted, "I think my wife has it too."
"Oh crap!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"

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