How they confused ‘O’ for ‘U’ in the word BOYS, no one knows! :)

It is often said that the female mind is one that cannot be grasped and I honestly agree; sometimes I just don’t GET myself but I have since learned to live with it, as so should you. That said, or rather stated, the normal human (read man) is left with a myriad of conclusions to come to, when trying to understand this awesome species suitably named girls.

This is a brief exclusive on how the minds of some females work, at least according to some men. For now I cannot attest to any of this but if it is indeed true, then it just is what it is J

A boyfriend was put in this world to:-

• Buy you nice shiny things to wear.


• Buy you nice sweet things to eat.


• Buy you the latest shoes so that you can floss to all your jealous girlfriends.


• Buy movies tickets so that the both of you can watch a movie……of your choice.


• Ensure you have fun by buying you drinks while at the cub…of your choice.


• Buy you exemplary jewelry to match your shiny things to wear…that he bought as well.


• Buy you flowers and chocolate on special days, that is basically everyday you shared with himJ


•  Buy you nice things to wear when you are tired of the ones he previously bought.


• Buy you flowers when the ones he had bought begin to die.


• Buy you more chocolate when he says you are fat; #Irony.


• Buy you those shoes that her friend just got last week.


• Buy you pizza on terrific Tuesday (Pizza Inn) and on Friday Thrill (Debonairs).


• Buy you burgers on Wacky Wednesdays.


• Buy you chicken and coke on Thirsty Thursday.


• Buy you beers AT Psys, Westy #Team100


• Buy you cigarettes, if you smoke…or whenever you pretend to.


• Buy you an awesome phone when the one he previously got you.


• Buy you everything needed to get your hair did…and pay for it too.


• Buy you a cute umbrella during the rainy seasons.


• Buy you stunners during the hot seasons, and fashionable hats to match.


• Anything else you want that pops to mind.


• And Oh, after all this, to love you with all his heart, mind, body and soulJ

Did I miss anything? Do share

All the best buys, sorry, I meant Boys!!!

Playlist: I ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger, but….*you know the rest*

Have a splendid one, won’t you?

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