Doing things different
Billy and Bob were talking one afternoon when Billy tells Bob, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different!
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Mary got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Mary got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Mary didn't get pregnant again."
Bob asks Billy, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy says, "This year I'm taking Mary with me.